Gentle reader, this is my last column. It’s time to pack up my adjectives and ride off into the warm, orange-red, beguiling, psychedelic-yet-tranquil sunset. When I started writing for LEO a decade ago, our nation was at the nadir of the calamitous era known to historians as “The Bush/Cheney Americlusterfuck.” As a rational human being […]
Jim Welp
Part troop-supporter and part third-person self-hyperbolist, Jim Welp is recognized by HR pros nationwide as a people person. After earning a degree in sarcasm, Welp launched a successful career as an inventor who creates prepositions people can plausibly end sentences with. A lifelong secular humanist, he recently converted to secular animalism. He believes people spend too much time watching sports, but understands it might keep them from creating mayhem elsewhere.
