Jim Welp
Part troop-supporter and part third-person self-hyperbolist, Jim Welp is recognized by HR pros nationwide as a people person. After earning a degree in sarcasm, Welp launched a successful career as an inventor who creates prepositions people can plausibly end sentences with. A lifelong secular humanist, he recently converted to secular animalism. He believes people spend too much time watching sports, but understands it might keep them from creating mayhem elsewhere.
