A Look At The Louisville Can Opener's Most Savage Victims Of The Recent Past

The infamous Louisville bridge at the corner of 3rd and Eastern Parkway, otherwise known as the Can Opener, has claimed her fair share of victims over the past year.

Month after month, Our Lady of Perpetual Noms chows down on some tasty metal shards as yet another out-of-town trucker discovers the feat of civil engineering that is the Louisville Can Opener.

Feast your eyes upon some of the most recent calamities as we once again ask ourselves:
  • How can truck drivers see all the clearance signs and still hit the bridge?
  • How is our girl still standing?
  • How hard can it be to have GPS re-route oversized vehicles away from the 'Ville's most problematic underpass?
Will Louisvillians be asking these questions until the end of time? All signs point to yes.
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This truck that split apart deep in the underbelly of her majesty underpass.
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This truck that split apart deep in the underbelly of her majesty underpass.
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The close-up, though. Ouch.
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The close-up, though. Ouch.
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"The foul beast consumes her wretched meal."
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"The foul beast consumes her wretched meal."
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A Look At The Louisville Can Opener's Most Savage Victims Of The Recent Past
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All the signs and warning lights couldn't stop this trucker, but the Can Opener sure did.
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All the signs and warning lights couldn't stop this trucker, but the Can Opener sure did.
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Major cronch.
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Major cronch.
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This guy who didn't make it far.
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This guy who didn't make it far.
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Ma Can Opener surely had a full belly and slept well after this one.
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Ma Can Opener surely had a full belly and slept well after this one.
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Shredded metal = a successful meal.
Reddit u/ChubbyDumpster
Shredded metal = a successful meal.
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Looks like this eagle flew a little too close to the sun.
Looks like this eagle flew a little too close to the sun.
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Another one bites the dust.
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Another one bites the dust.
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The time she took a big 'ole bite.
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The time she took a big 'ole bite.
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