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Cease and desist: LMPD should stop using Tasers till more is known

Keep your Tasers in your holsters, officers. That is the message Louisville Metro Police Chief Robert White needs to deliver to his force following the death of Larry Noles, the unarmed black man who was killed after being shocked by an officer last week.White has promised to re-evaluate his department’s use of stun guns if they are shown to have caused Noles’ death. But that misses the fundamental problem with Tasers: The stun guns should be shelved right now, and their use re-evaluated once the investigation and Noles’ autopsy are complete.  

Rumor & Innuendo

Bulking up in the Bluegrass.Apparently new UK hoops strength coach Scott Holsopple is taking the tough guy approach. The former Penn State boxer allows no cell phones — nay, talking of any type — during workouts.Brooksie begone. Hear me now and believe me later. This is Rich Brooks’ last season in Lexington. I’m told even Mitch Barnhart was upset at the major line-up changes before the Texas State game. Not that the AD doesn’t want the best the Cats have lined up. But he wonders why those players weren’t identified before the Louisville debacle.Shaq attack in red & black. One of the tales coming out of the recent celebration of U of L’s ’86 NCAA title involves Sir Shaquille. As the story told by several members of that squad goes, Shaq wanted to matriculate at U of L despite previous connections with Dale Brown at LSU when he was a kid. But he went to Baton Rouge when Denny Crum wouldn’t promise him a starting spot as a freshman.State of Cardinal hoops, eh. One former Louisville hoopster says this of the Canadian traveling Cardinals: “Rick has the team just like he wants it.” Stay tuned.Iceman to the hot seat. In case you hadn’t heard, former U of L Cardinal great Milt Wagner has left the evil empire in Memphis. He joined former Tiger assistant Tony Barbee as prime recruiter at UTEP.

City Strobe

Strange bedfellows don’t mind sharing the remoteMembers of the Save the Internet Coalition gathered in front of the Romano L. Mazzoli Federal Building last Thursday to present U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell with a petition signed by more than 5,000 Kentuckians, urging the senator to oppose the Communication Opportunity, Promotion Enhancement (COPE) Act. Thus far, McConnell has been mum about his intentions on the so-called “Net neutrality” bill.

Are we feeling too good about ourselves?: George Soros would like the world to wake up and handle the truth

Over the past 20 years, financier and philanthropist George Soros has become an influential and controversial force in finance, international development and, more recently, in American politics.

Dig a little deeper: Louisville filmmaker’s doc expands WTO’s micro issues

Fanfare for a civil society. Safe, controlled, antisepticised versions of events, lacking the context to hint at truth. The kind of tripe you’d expect a Mary Kay-peddling handbag jockey to find revolutionary. A way to absolve yourself of any responsibility for world events, like getting all your information from “60 Minutes” or the nightly news, so you can write off the hell that exists outside your borders, though it’s very much the result of what’s happening inside them.

City Strobe

It’s the guzzling, stupidFord Motor Company hired a new president and chief executive officer to try to help the struggling automaker figure out why oh why oh why it’s losing money at the rate of about $3 billion per year. The company hired Alan Mulally, an expert from another polluting, fuel-guzzling, dangerous, totally screwed industry: air transportation. Mulally is the former leader of Boeing, a company whose products are widely admired for their lack of knee room and breathable air. Stepping aside to make way for Mulally is Ford executive chairman Bill Ford, who will stay at the helm but be given a padded office, with plenty of soft objects with no sharp edges to play with — but maybe a Hot Wheels set if he’s good.

Staff Picks

<TRIBUTE>Friday, Sept. 15Keep Louisville Gonzo    Take time now to see a heartfelt film about one of Louisville’s true geniuses at a place that remains (for now) one of Louisville’s finest watering holes. The Rudyard Kipling is hosting a showing of Sara Booth’s intriguing mini-documentary “The Road to Hunter.” The first doc made since the Good Doc’s death, it’s a charming film whose chief fault is that it doesn’t last longer. Its showing will be accompanied by live readings and music. Boasting humorous and not so humorous interviews with heavyweights like George McGovern, historian Doug Brinkley and our own Ron Whitehead — as well as some scorching music by Arthur Lee’s band Love — the film may prove to be hard to find once this promotional effort ends. So see it now. —Paul Kopasz

Another way to mark 9/11: Public invited to join Gandhi/Merton peace pilgrimage

Just about everyone knows that Sept. 11, 2006, is the fifth anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the United States. But few people seem to realize that Sept. 11 marks another major milestone. It’s the 100th anniversary of the beginning of Mahatma Gandhi’s first non-violent campaign that began on Sept. 11, 1906.

Rumor & Innuendo

An issue of Caracter. Info on the Derek Caracter situation has been difficult to come by. Of course, mum’s the word from folks involved with the program. It apparently has something to do with the player’s connections, if any, to a guy named Eddie Lau. He’s one of those scumbags who befriends prepsters with potential and leads them toward pro agents they work for. My sense is that the school truly believes it a minor matter and is being super-cautious. Let’s hope so.

A&E: Spotlights 11-15

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