Editor’s Note
The endorsement
We have chosen not to endorse any candidates in this year’s Election Guide, partly because we’re tired of this hideous presidential campaign, but mostly because we believe that, given t
Suburban Turmoil
What I did for love
I wouldn’t call it my favorite way to spend a Wednesday afternoon. I’m lying on an examining table with my feet in stirrups and a sheet over my lap.
Guest Commentary
We hold these truths to be self-evident
I was laid off from my job last week.
This took only three moves:
1. The securities market went haywire.
Fables of the Deconstruction
O, death (or, Let the mystery be)
The inspiration to create art is rooted in man’s recognition of mortality.
Summary of My Discontent
Count your blessings
Mammaw always said that in tough times, it’s important to count your blessings. Well, somebody’s mammaw probably said that.
Suburban Turmoil
Mommy in the middle
I’m standing in a buffet line, staring at the back of Greta Van Susteren’s head.
Yep, I’m Gay
Where are all the gay people?
Is Louisville really the gayest city in Kentucky? I can understand why Somerset isn’t, but why not Lexington? And where was the competition held?
Editor’s Note
You’re ridiculous
If you’re voting for Barack Obama in a couple weeks, you’re ridiculous.
Don’t you know anything?
He’s a Muslim.
And he’s an Arab.




