Summary of My Discontent

How to play

Attention young children: Hi kids! I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you. According to The New York Times, the culture of play is vanishing from our society.

Don't Ask, I'm Telling

What’s so gay about it?


Raised Relief

FEMA camp is for kids

I’ve been running around like a peckerweed for what seems like an age and haven’t had time to consider the new year, let alone write about it until now.

Fables of the Deconstruction

What is and what should never be

Conventional wisdom would have us believe that it is always wrong to deny one’s true nature.

Summary of My Discontent

More theme parks coming to Kentucky

Calling Kentucky “America’s theme-park headquarters,” Gov.

Don't Ask, I'm Telling

Where are the homos in Hollywood?

Bette Davis’ famous line — “Fasten your seat belts.

Guest Commentary

Ringing in the new


When I was little, I lay awake at night worrying about the fact that I would die some day.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Let’s face the music (and dance)

I have had some fun at the expense of the truth lately. I have been telling tall tales. Making stuff up.

Summary of My Discontent

Christmas Panic Hotline

Thank you for calling the Christmas Panic Hotline. Due to unusually high call volume, the current wait time is approximately 2 hours and 16 minutes.

Don't Ask, I'm Telling

A gay letter to Santa

Hey Santa. It’s me, Pam. Look, I know we haven’t talked since I was a kid, and I never thanked you properly for that Walkman in the ’90s.