Summary of My Discontent
Sixth grade is a pain in the ass
[Jim Welp is on vacation. This column originally appeared in LEO in January 1971. -ed.]
Don't Ask, I'm Telling
Bring the change
Happy holidays to all! As we bid adieu to 2009 and welcome 2010, it seems like a good time to reflect, take stock, and figure out where we stand concerning matters that are important to us.
Fables of the Deconstruction
O come, all ye faithful
Last weekend, I engaged a clever bit of counter-programming.
Summary of My Discontent
A Christmas miracle
The man — grizzled, disheveled — sat down heavily on the leather mall couch and looked lovingly at his unlikely companion, a small bespectacled girl with blond pigtails.
Editor’s Note
Some kind of happiness
This is my last column for LEO Weekly. As of Jan. 1, News Editor Sarah Kelley will take the reins as I move on to a new job as editor of The City Paper in Nashville.
Keeping Up with the Jones
Reflections of an ex man-whore
I usually don’t get into the tabloid stuff, but I’ve got to weigh in on the revelation that Tiger Woods is a man-whore. Wow!
Don't Ask, I'm Telling
Family ties
How do you know if animals in the ocean are boys or girls? What is a mind? Why is the top of your hair dark when the rest of it is blond?
Fables of the Deconstruction
Nothing is over, not yet
My 9-year-old son Oden came home from school the other day talking about a puzzle involving dots and lines.




