Summary of My Discontent

Hands-free Internet

“Three prominent venture capital funds want software developers to know they are on the hunt for apps and software for Google Glass, the company’s Internet-connected glasses.

Keeping Up with the Jones

Remembering history

Sen. Rand Paul is seemingly on a mission to tie black folks back to their past and the Republican Party.

Stop Calling Me Surly

A beloved chef’s last supper

Beyond the womb, no place on Earth was safer than inside Joe Gadansky’s embrace. His famous hugs surrounded and enveloped — and held us close enough to feel his heartbeart.

Fables of the Deconstruction

I’ll never fall in love again

I originally wrote this for the April Fool’s Day “Fake Issue,” but it got cut, so I had to rewrite it for this ordinary, “real” issue.

Summary of My Discontent

The education blame game

Thank you for downloading the Public Education Blame Game, now available for iOS, Android and all major video-game platforms. The Blame Game will provide entertainment for decades to come!

Stop Calling Me Surly

Downtown, we’ve got a problem

I don’t get downtown much anymore. I may go to pay a parking ticket — or get yet another. But I’m learning.

Editor’s Note

Caution: Flammable

Strange things happen at bars after midnight.

Keeping Up with the Jones

Ashley Judd ‘doesn’t fit the damn state’

After all the talk, the champ is standing in the ring waiting and some of his opponents are starting to doubt whether he can really be knocked out.

Stop Calling Me Surly

Smackdown, interrupted

Let’s suppose you’re a young, bright constitutional officer who is ripe for higher office and who thinks there ought to be a law. The stakes are stellar, so you mustn’t stumble.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Hear the wind blow

You have such a nice home. It’s always so interesting to see the spaces in which people live. Thank you.