Summary of My Discontent

Keep laughter alive

When Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert announced their rally, my wife Mary and I immediately made plans to attend.

Summary of My Discontent

Sit back, relax and enjoy your flight

Despite federal law, we won’t insult your intelligence by describing how to buckle a seatbelt.

Summary of My Discontent

I’m sorry for causing this recession

Obviously, I did not cause this recession overnight. I planted the seeds of our economic ruin back in 2001, when President Bush asked us to shop.