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How to play

Attention young children: Hi kids! I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you. According to The New York Times, the culture of play is vanishing from our society.

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More theme parks coming to Kentucky

Calling Kentucky “America’s theme-park headquarters,” Gov.

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Christmas Panic Hotline

Thank you for calling the Christmas Panic Hotline. Due to unusually high call volume, the current wait time is approximately 2 hours and 16 minutes.

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A Wikipedia Christmas

Dear Santa: As usual, I’ve had a tough time deciding what to ask for this year.

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Open-source chocolate

Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing a looming worldwide calamity. This powder keg is a result of the depletion of a precious natural resource necessary to the survival of mankind.

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Keep laughter alive

When Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert announced their rally, my wife Mary and I immediately made plans to attend.

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Sit back, relax and enjoy your flight

Despite federal law, we won’t insult your intelligence by describing how to buckle a seatbelt.

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Playing possum

I’ve had a lot of interesting jobs in my life: paper boy, furniture mover, jewelry salesman, broker, writer, editor, education bureaucrat, cattle ranch hand, dot-com executive, marketing ween

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I’m sorry for causing this recession

Obviously, I did not cause this recession overnight. I planted the seeds of our economic ruin back in 2001, when President Bush asked us to shop.

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Mandatory fun

On a grassy Hoosier hillside, a towheaded young lad rode his Tonka truck into the perimeter of a puppy that was tethered to a stake.