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I wish you warmth
It’s 83 degrees outside. A perfect summer day. You are in your backyard sipping lemonade and soaking up the sun.
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Our seat on the world stage
Now that we have a new year, a new mayor, a new basketball cathedral and a new plan to someday build a bridge, it’s only natural that we look for more ways to, as Mayor Greg Fischer say
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How to play
Attention young children: Hi kids! I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you. According to The New York Times, the culture of play is vanishing from our society.
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More theme parks coming to Kentucky
Calling Kentucky “America’s theme-park headquarters,” Gov.
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Christmas Panic Hotline
Thank you for calling the Christmas Panic Hotline. Due to unusually high call volume, the current wait time is approximately 2 hours and 16 minutes.
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A Wikipedia Christmas
Dear Santa: As usual, I’ve had a tough time deciding what to ask for this year.
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Open-source chocolate
Ladies and gentlemen, we are facing a looming worldwide calamity. This powder keg is a result of the depletion of a precious natural resource necessary to the survival of mankind.
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Keep laughter alive
When Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert announced their rally, my wife Mary and I immediately made plans to attend.
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Sit back, relax and enjoy your flight
Despite federal law, we won’t insult your intelligence by describing how to buckle a seatbelt.
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Playing possum
I’ve had a lot of interesting jobs in my life: paper boy, furniture mover, jewelry salesman, broker, writer, editor, education bureaucrat, cattle ranch hand, dot-com executive, marketing ween
