Summary of My Discontent

Grooming the next-next generation

Attention 7-year-olds: Congratulations! You’re going to inherit the country. I know what you’re thinking: “Oh, barnacles!” But hear me out.

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My novel pitch

Thanks for letting me pitch my novel. I think it’s got real potential.

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A letter to my great-great-great-granddaughter

Ni hao! I presume you speak Chinese. That seems to be the most likely scenario, based on the currently available evidence.

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No laughing matter

As Albert Brooks tweeted last week, “Sometimes the news overwhelms your desire to joke about it.” And there have been a lot of news stories lately that have put me off my jokes.

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This plane can fly

I once sat on an airplane next to a jittery fellow who’d never flown before.

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Please watch where you’re going

The first time I threw up blood, it turned out not to be blood. I was probably 6 years old, though I’m not really sure.

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Louisville taco ban must be stopped

Eat your Doritos Locos Tacos while you can, Louisville.

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Hoosier daddy longlegs

Friends, are you frazzled? Has city life got you constantly asking Siri to measure your blood pressure? Perhaps you need to hug a tree.

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Ask a veteran Thunder-goer about gay marriage

As a public service, Summary of My Discontent frequently invites longtime Thunder-goer Buck Dallas to answer readers’ questions. Mr.

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The Apocryphon of Timmy

In 1945, two Egyptian farmers dug up a sealed jar containing 12 papyrus codices near the town of Nag Hammadi.