Francene

Richy Rich?

In Maryland, fishermen must adhere to a size and number limit for Rockfish. Watermen there are trying to assure the survival of the species.

Francene

Endless vocation

What are a few days of school? It’s not like you’re going to miss anything. 

Francene

Diogenes shrugged

I might just stop paying my taxes.

Francene

Time for a tighter belt

“Times are tough. People need to make sacrifices. I just don’t want to be one of them.”

Francene

To save face, General Motors should save Saturn

If you ever commit a serious crime, one that you perpetrate with others, if you are caught and urged to rat out your friends, remember this: He who makes the first deal gets the best deal.

Francene

An open letter to the Angry Ford Worker: (You know who you are)

I understand why you’re upset. You feel attacked. The protected position your union provided you is being publicly dissected.

Francene

Expecting

I’m going to be a mother. And I’m terrified.
 

I’m not maternal. Nothing biological has ever ticked.

Francene

Morality playoff

The scariest thing about Halloween this year wasn’t the costumes or the fact that the price of chocolate went up 14 percent.

Francene

Not up for debate

Talk about the epitome of arrogance.

Oh wait. They don’t want to.

Francene

Desperation is the mother of necessity

The soundbites from the two situations have been nearly identical: “It is a lot of money, but we have to spend it.” “We don’t have an option.”