Fables of the Deconstruction
The man comes around
I went to see “Avatar” just before Christmas, and I was impressed with the colorful 3-D effects.
Fables of the Deconstruction
For the good times
Sometime last year, I finally entered the digital age and got a cell phone. How did I go so long without it?
Fables of the Deconstruction
O come, all ye faithful
Last weekend, I engaged a clever bit of counter-programming.
Fables of the Deconstruction
Nothing is over, not yet
My 9-year-old son Oden came home from school the other day talking about a puzzle involving dots and lines.
Fables of the Deconstruction
It’s all over now, baby blue
American popular music has long advised that “Life is but a dream” (“Row Row Row Your Boat”) and that “Nothing is real” (“Strawberry Fields Forever”)
Fables of the Deconstruction
‘Welcome to Costco, I love you’
To: Faceless multi-national conglomerates
From: Faceless Consumer #7348-3c
Subject: Please stop trying to sell me things. Please.
Fables of the Deconstruction
So real
I have coined a word. I am hoping to have it appear in Webster’s Dictionary someday.
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There’s no tomorrow
In the great film “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character, a robot, suggests that humanity’s chances of survival aren’t very good.
Fables of the Deconstruction
You know my name (look up the number)
I’d like to open with a joke. You may have heard it before, but like “The Aristocrats,” the humor is all in the telling, and the timing seems right, so bear with me.
