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Fables of the Deconstruction

It’s all in the game

Try this. When I say “Hey,” you say, “Hey.” Got it? Hey.

Did you say, “Hey?” OK.

Fables of the Deconstruction

You’re gonna lose

We like to play games, don’t we? It seems to be the first rule of civilization.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Ain’t nothing like the real thing

I have been learning a new language.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Too marvelous for words

A couple weeks ago, Sen. John Kyl (R-Ariz.) — while addressing his colleagues and the nation at large from the Senate floor — said something that got a lot of attention.

Fables of the Deconstruction

I’ve seen it all

It was clear, based on the kick-ass trailers that started showing in theaters last fall, that Zack Snyder’s latest effort, “Sucker Punch,” was going to be the greatest narrative f

Fables of the Deconstruction

Mad world

My friend Marcus went to see “Les Misérables” at the Kentucky Center last week.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Drive my car

I knew I was teasing the beast when I posted the Bertrand Russell quote about religion as my status on Facebook last week, but I never expected the epic thread of (150+) comments that followed.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Lose yourself

Since Valentine’s Day has come and gone, it’s time for my annual joke about making a New Year’s resolution to stop procrastinating. Ha ha, that one never gets old.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Man out of time

One early evening, way back in the early 1990s, I was working at a bar and Sean Garrison was there.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Everything is broken

One day last month, a funny little document appeared on my Facebook page.