Fables of the Deconstruction

So real

I have coined a word. I am hoping to have it appear in Webster’s Dictionary someday.

Fables of the Deconstruction

Revolution 9

I’ve been thinking about the Beatles lately.

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There’s no tomorrow

In the great film “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character, a robot, suggests that humanity’s chances of survival aren’t very good.

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You know my name (look up the number)

I’d like to open with a joke. You may have heard it before, but like “The Aristocrats,” the humor is all in the telling, and the timing seems right, so bear with me.

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Kid about it

 

I have decided to wean myself off one of my worst addictions.

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It means a lot

I have always considered myself something of a weird holy man.

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Innocent when you dream

A few days ago, I had an intensely vivid, violent nightmare.

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Crazy

Last time, when our theme was “Wish You Were Here,” I knew the phrase would make you think of that song by Pink Floyd.

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Wish you were here

I chose the title “Wish You Were Here” for this column because that is a phrase one might find written on the back of a picture postcard mailed from some exotic location by a love

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The letter

Before I get started, I’d like to address a concern that was recently brought to my attention by one of you who apparently wishes to remain anonymous.