Fables of the Deconstruction
Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing/Breadcrumb Trail
In the dream, I was sent away from my home. I wasn’t wanted anymore. I wasn’t given the option to pack. The house disappeared as soon as I looked over my shoulder.
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True
There’s a clearing out by the garden, just beyond the shed, that’s perfect for landing a sleigh, but I didn’t maintain it very well last year, so I spent the day of Christmas Eve
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A lucky guy
My neighbor is banging on some piece of garbage in his backyard. He collects metal to sell for recycling.
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Wrong piano
“Fables of the Deconstruction” is taped in front of a live audience.
Scene one. The Old Watering Hole. Paul is standing at the bar talking to Lyle.
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I’m set free
The man with no face invited me into a hall of mirrors. Some of them weren’t mirrors. They were doors. Some had curtains. I can’t remember it very clearly. It was dark.
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Everything happens to me
We were gathering in the conference room for one of our regular meetings, but one of my selves was missing. “Any of you know where I am?” I asked, indicating the empty chair.
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Nice work if you can get it
We usually break in our interns with simple tasks like record and movie reviews. Nobody important reads that stuff, so they can’t do a lot of damage.
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To Beat the Devil
As he was walking up to the stage, I remember thinking how attractive this young man was. He was the very definition of tall, dark and handsome. I also noticed he wasn’t wearing a suit.
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I’m the Urban Spaceman
The new guy is really obnoxious. A real pain in the ass. Nothing means anything to him. He says rude shit all the time and then looks around to see if anybody’s gonna get riled up.
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Have I stayed too long at the fair?
The ghost came to my office door the other morning. I had come to work early.
